Friday, November 30, 2007

MOVIES THAT ROCK 07

HEEY BITCHES,HOOKERS AND WHORES LOL WE HAVE SOME EFING EXCITEING NEWS..WE
WILL BE AT MOVIES THAT ROCK 2007!!YAY!!WITH PERFORMERS SUCH AS
BEYONCE,CHRIS BROWN,JENNIFER HUDSON,NELLY,USHER AND ALOT LOT MORE!!
WE ARE SO FUCKING HAPPY!! ITS GOING TO BE HOT !! AND SPEAKING OF HOT
THINGS TRY OUR VIDEOS!!! WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/RIKOCHANEL!!
MUAH LOVES YA!!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

PUSH THAT BITCH AGAIN!!


We Are so pist we are watching real world sydney and
that dumb bitch parisa is about to send our girl Trisha
home! (Thats twice in one night!! lol) omg the whole situation is stupid its so straight!! if any one called me miss piggy and talkin shit on if i called my man or my family id do alot more than push the bitch!! so we think that paris should suck it up and let trisha stay but of course we know shes a TWAT!!

WE LOVE YOU TRISHA!! and we think if she makes trish go home trish should go out with a bang and slap her!!

SHES NOT GUNNA BE ON TOP!


TONIGHT ON AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL OUR FAV

GIRL HEATHER WENT HOME!!

WE ARE SO FUCKING SAD THAT SHE WAS SENT HOME SHE WAS FUCKING

FIERCE!! NOW THE SEASON HAS GOTTEN DOWN TO 4 GIRLS

JENAH,SALISHA,BIANCA AND CHANTELLE.

WE AR ALSO HEARING THAT TOP MODEL JUDGE TWIGGY

WILL NOT BERETURNING FOR THE NEXT CYCLE! DUE TO SCHEDUALE CONFLICT.


SURE SHE PROLLY GOT TIERD OF TYRAS FAKENESS LOL

GET XXX-TINA


LOOK AT X-TINA SPORTING
HR HOT NEW BABY BUMP ON THE COVER OF MARIE-CLAIRE SHE LOOKS FUCKING BOMB!!
I SEE A LIL BRITNEY COPYING GOING ON HERE LOL. ALL I GOTTA SAY TO HER IS GET IT BITCH!!

Monday, November 26, 2007

Saturday, November 24, 2007

I know what boys like


YEZZIR OUR GIRL ANA FARRIS HAS A NEW MOVIE COMING OUT AND ITS GOING TO BE SO EFFING GOOD. I MEAN COME ON ANNA FARRIS IS SO FUNNY!!
HERES THE STORY LINE.
Shelley Darlington has lived at the Playboy mansion for the last nine years. She is Hef's favorite and acts like a den mother to the other girls. On her birthday, she is unceremoniously evicted from Hef's pad for 'being too old.' Homeless and without essential skills, Shelley wanders around L.A. until she finds a new job--the housemother at the most unpopular sorority
WE LOVE ANNA FARRIS AND SHE PLAYS SHELLY!
OTHER STARS IN THE CAST INCLUDE
Kat McPhee
Rumer Willis
jennifer tisdale
the girls next door!



ACCORDING TO SOURCES OUR MOST HATED WANNABE Z LISTER PEREZ HILTON HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!! WE ARE SO HAPPY TO HEAR THIS AND WE THINK HE IS JUST COMING UP WITH ANY EXCUSE THAT HE CAN THINK OF NOW! HE SUCKED AND NOBODY WATCHED IT. GOOD THING WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT TORTURE AGAIN.


"What Perez Sez was a VH1 TV show hosted by Celebrity Gossip Columnist Perez Hilton. It aired for the first time on September 11, 2007 with an episode entitled "What Perez Sez about the VMAs". The show premiered to poor ratings and has since been canceled due to lack of interest. Perez has abandoned the show, citing indifferences with one of the executive producers allegedly being homophobic"

Friday, November 23, 2007

TRANTASIA

PLEASE BE OPEN MINDED AND WATCH THIS DOCUMENTARY ON TRANSEXUALS THEY'RE SUCH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!! YES WOMEN

BEYONCE WAS ROBBED


WE ARE PIST THE TALENTED BEYONCE WAS ROBBED AT THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS RIHANNA WON OVER MISS BEE I KNOW RIHANNAS MUSIC IS GOOD BUT REALLY BTTER THAN BEYONCE WE THINK NOT!!! IM SO SORRY OUR BEYONCE LOST TO A SKINNY BITCH WITH AN UMBRELLA!!!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

OMG ITS BACK!!! DEC 4TH

WE ARE LOVEIN THE REAL WORLD SYDNEY

OMG WE ARE FUCKING LOVEING THE REAL WORLD SYDNEY!! WE ARE KIND OF PIST THAT BOTH ARE BOMB GIRLS SHAVOUN HAS LEFT ALRADY AND TRISHA ABOUT TO LEAVE FOR PUSHIN THAT WACK BITCH PARISA .

(IF THE VIDOE DONT PLAY DOUBLE CLICK IT AND IT WILL TAKE U TO THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE WHERE U CAN WATCH THAT EPISODE AND MANY MORE)

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

MISS WHITNEY HOUSTON BITCHES!

OK BITCHES!!! SHE IS BACK. THE MULTI MILLION SELLING ARTIST, DIVA WHITNEY HOUSTON WILL BE MAKING HER COME BACK PERFORMANCE ON STAGE AT THE LIVE AND LOUD CONCERT ON DEC 1ST. WOW WE CANT WAIT FOR THIS. SHE IS BACK NOW!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

COGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS !!

POP OR ROCK Favorite Male Artist: Justin Timberlake
Favorite Female Artist: Fergie
Favorite Band, Duo or Group: Nickleback
Favorite Album: Daughtry/Daughtry
cOUNTRYFavorite Male Artist: Tim McGraw
country favorite female artist:carrie UnderwOod
Favorite Album: Carrie Underwood/Some Hearts
Favorite Band, Duo or Group: Rascal Flatts
SOUL/RHYTHM & BLUESFavorite Male Artist: Akon
Favorite Female Artist: Rihanna
Favorite Album: Justin Timberlake/FutureSex/LoveSounds
Favorite Band, Duo or Group: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
Favorite Male Artist: T.I.
Favorite Album: T.I./T.I. vs. T.I.P.
ADULT CONTEMPORARY MUSICFavorite Artist: Daughtry
LATIN MUSICFavorite Artist: Jennifer Lopez
ALTERNATIVE ROCK MUSICFavorite Artist:Linkin Park
CONTEMPORARY INSPIRATIONALFavorite Artist:Casting Crowns
SOUNDTRACKSFavorite Album: High School Musical 2
FAVORITE BREAKTHROUGH ARTISTDaughtry

PEREZ ON BLAST!!

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PEREZ NEED TO GET HIS ASS BEAT!!

EWWW WE MUST FUCKING PUT A STOP TO THIS MESS PEREZ HILTON!!HE LOOKS LIKE A FAIRY PRINCESS THAT RESIDES OVER THE DUMPS OF LA. I'M SO SICK OF HIM HE IS SO FUCKING FAT AND FUGLY I JUST WANT HIM TO CHOKE ON A COCK AND DIE! I MEAN COME ON. HE IS SO GROSS AND HE THINKS HE HAS ROOM TO TALKS TRASH ON PEOPLE CALL THEM FAT,UGLY, A MESS AND SO ON. BUT ITS HIM THAT IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS!! HE MUST OF BEEN TEASED ALOT AS A CHILD PROBABLY(HOPEFULLY) MOLESTED!! PEREZ WE HATE U BITCH!!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

WE WANNA GET BODIED!!!



CANT WAIT FOR THE NEW BEYONCE EXPERIENCE DVD. HERE IS GET ME BODIED UNTIL WE CAN GET IT ALL. OK THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW SINGERS WHO IS NOT LIP SINGING AND SHE DOESN'T SOUND GOOD BUT THIS BITCH CAN DANCE AND PERFORM HER LITTLE ASS OFF! WE LOVE YOU BENONCE!


SO YEZZIR FINALLY KIM K'S PLAYBOY SPREAD
HIT NEWSSTANDS EVERWHERE AND OF COURSE WE HAVE A COPY. WE MUST SAY KIM IS VERY PRETTY
BUT!! TH PIX WERE NOT!!! I SAY NOT THE BOMB!!
HER BODY LOOKED HAIRY IN SUM PARTS AND SHE LOOKED SUPER FUCKING COLD!! IM TALKING U CAN SEE EVERY GOOSEBUMP ON THE BITCHES BODY!!! AND WE WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PIX THEY SHOWED ON HER SHOW. WHY WERE NONE OF THOSE HOT ONES CHOSEN?
WE THINK SHE SHOULD DO IT ALL AGainN AND TAKE THIS TIME AS MOTIVATION TO MAKE HER NEXT ONE BETTER!!!

WILL SHE TAKE IT OFF?


EVERY ONE WE ARE HEARING THAT PLAYBOY
MIGHT HAVE A NEW MODEL FOR A NEW ISSUE WE ARE NOT POSOTIVE BUT WE KNOW THAT THEY ARE OUT TO GET HER IN THE MAG.
ITS MISS VANSSA MANILLO. WILL SHE PULL A KIM
AND BECOME HOLLYWOOD NEWEST SEX STAR?

Friday, November 16, 2007

GIRL POWER

SPICE GIRLS LOOK HOT PERFORMING "STOP" AT THE BBC SPECIAL!!!!! VEN THOE THERE LIP SYNCING WE FUCKING LUV EM!!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

CHARICE WE LOVE U


OMG WE FUCKING LOVE!!!! THIS LIL GIRL!!! SHE IS THE BOMB!!! WATCH OUT JENNIFER HUDSON THERES A NEW DREAM GIRL IN TOWN!!!! GO TO YOU TUBE GOOGLE HER MAKE HER THE NEXT BIG THING!!!

FUCK THAT FAT PIG PEREZ!!!



WE FUCKING LOVE THE ORIGINAL "AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL" WINNER! SHE HATE PEREZ ABOUT AS MUCH AS WE DO!! HE A UGLY BIOTCH!!AND WE LOVE CHELSEA LATELY SHE IS SO EFFING FUNNY! BUT BACK TO TH WHOLE PEREZ THING! HES STUPID AND GROSS AND HE HAS MADE HIS D-LIST CAREER BY TALKING SHIT ON OTHER PEOPLE! WEN HE NEEDS TO FUCKING LOOK IN A MIRROR. BECAUSE WE ALL CA TELL APPARENTLY HE DOESN'T OWN ONE!!BUT FUCK HIM!! MAKE SURE U TUNE IN TO CHELSEA LATELY EVERY NIGHT ON E!!! AND CHECK OUT ADRIANNE CURRY WEBSITE!!!

TILA UR A BAD ACTRESS TAKE SOME NOTES FROM NEW YORK!





OMG SO WE FUKING LOVE BRANDI FROM
A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA "SUCH A BAD ACTRESS"
TEQUILA. ON TUESDAYS EPISODE SHE GOT IN A 3 SECOND CATFIGHT WITH.
THAT DUMB BIOTCH VANESSA! AND WE CAN SAY
VANESSA GOT HER SKANK ASS SERVED TO HER!!
ON THIS UPCOMING TUESDAYS EPISODE SHE'S SUPPOSE
RETURN TO TH HOUSE BUT DONT KNOW IF TILAS IS GOING TO LET HER RETURN SHE BETTER IF SHE WANTS HER BOOTLEG SHOW TO HAVE GOOD RATINGS THESE LAST COUPLE EPISODES!!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

WE LOVE U B STAY UP

okay SO WE ARE PIST..
WHATS UP WITH EVERY ON STILL DOGGIN ON BRITNEY?
HELLO FUCK THATS SUCH OLD NEWS!!
ITS LIKE FUCK FO'REAL? SHE RELEASED A GREAT ALBUM AND PEOPLE HAD TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT THE LEGENDARY MISS BRITNEY SPEARS SO THY DISSED
HER "RACY" PHOTOS INSIDE HER CD! THAT'S FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS!!! SHE'S 25 YEARS OLD SHE CAN TAKE PHOTOS HOWEVER SHE PLEASES!!
AND THAT FAT COCK SUCKING BOOTLEG QUEEN PEREZ HILTON POSTED A BLOG AND IT HAD A PIC OF TWO UNFORTUNATE LOOKING BRITNEY FANS! BUT NONE TH LESS THEY AR BRITNEY FANS AND SO AM I!! BITCH GT A PIC OF ME UP THERE!! STOP RUNNING UR MOUTH U FAT ASS!!
BRITNEY'S THE BOMB WE HOPE SHE STAYS ON THE RIGHT PATH

Friday, November 9, 2007

U GO LEONA!!


HELL TO THE YEAH! MISS LEONA LEWIS

IS ONE OF OUR FAVS HERE AT RIKOCHANEL!

AND HER DEBUT ALBUM "SPIRIT" IS ALREADY BEATING

OUT SPICE GIRLS GREATEST HITS ALBUM ON

PRE-SALES SIX TO ONE!!

SHE'S PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEED THE NUMBER ONE

SPOT! YOU GO BITCH WE LOVE HER!!

SHES THE NEXT BIG THING !!!

Thursday, November 8, 2007

SATURDAY NIGHT DIVAS



LEONA LEWIS PERFORMED THIS WEEKEND AT "SATURDAY NIGHT DIVAS" IN THE UK. SHE PERFORMED ALONG WITH CELINE DION, ALICIA KEYS, JENNIFER LOPEZ, GIRLS ALOUD, AND NATASHA BEDINGFIELD. THIS SHOW WAS TO MARK THE END OF BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH. THIS IS THE VIDEO THAT LEAKED ONTO YOUTUBE. THIS GIRL IS SO AMAZING!!!!!

PIECE OF BRIT?


YEZZIR! BRITNEY AND JIVE HAVE RELEASED THE NEXT SINGLE FOR BRITNEY NEW "BLACKOUT" ALBUM IS
"PIECE OF ME" WHICH IS ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES! AND WE ARE SO EXCITED! WEATHER OR NOT SHE'LL MAKE A VIDEO FOR IT WE HAVE NO CLUE ON THAT YET BUT WE AR SURE HOPING SHE WILL.AND THAT SHE STAYS CLEAN AND WAKES THE FUCK UP!

MORE TROUBLE FOR DOG


DAWG CHAPMAN MAY BE GETTING SOME MORE
BAD MEDIA AS THE "NATIONAL ENQUIRER" HAS
REPORTED THAT Monique Shinnery .THE WOMAN
THAT DAWG HAD CALLED THE N-WORD A COUPLE TIMES DURING A PHONE CALL WITH HIS SON. WILL BE SUEING DAWG FOR SLANDER. SAYING "I WANT JUSTICE" AND "HE HAS SLANDERED ME". WILL SHE GET JUSTICE WELL WILL HAVE TO SEE! AS FOR DAWG HE KNOWS WHAT HE SAID AND HE KNOWS HOW HE WAS USING IT IT WAS WRONG OF HIM AND I'M GLAD THEY TOOK HIM OFF THE AIR! HE NEEDS TO WAKE UP AND FUCKING REALIZE YOU CANT JUST CALL SOMEONE THE N-WORD AND NOT OWN UP TO WHAT CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!

Sunday, November 4, 2007

ELLEN'S TIERD OF TOY SOLIDERS

BLACKOUT IS SO EFFING HOT!! WE ARENT THE ONLY ONES POP,LOCK AND DROPPPIN IT TO BRITNEYS NEW TRACKS! CHECK OUT HOW ARE GIRL ELLEN FEELS ABOUT ONE OF MISS B'S TRACKS "TOY SOLIDER" ITS A HOT POP YOUR ASS IN THE CLUB SONG CHECK IT!

HSM3 HELL YEAH


ITS OFFICIAL THEY ARE DOING A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3! AND LET THOSE WACK RUMORS ABOUT VANESSA HUDGENS BEING REPLACED BY EITHER ADRIANE OR SABRINA FROM THE CHEETAH GIRLS CUZ ITS SO NOT TRUE. THE DISNEY PORN STAR AND MY GIRL ASHLEY TISDALE ARE RETURNING FOR THE 3RD INSTALLMENT OFF THE CHILD FLICK WHICH IS HITTING THEATRES INSTEAD OF YOUR TELEVISION!

BLACKOUT HERE BITCHES


BRITNYS NEW CD JUST DROPPED AND MUST RIKOCHANEL SAY ITS A FUCKING GREAT CD!!! FROM START TO FINISH ITS HOT! ITS FULL OF HOT BEATS AND SEXY HOOKS! ITS HER BEST CD EVER! SHOWING SHE CAN STILL THROW DOWN A RAW FUN CD WITH EVERYTHING THATS GOING ON IN THE MEDIA!

WELL WE JUST HAVE TO SAY YOU GO BITCH!